I have been called a Non-Traditional student many times over the past sixteen years and I have yet to figure out exactly what this classification means. Traditional, or tradition, implies something that has been done for a very long time. According to my proverbial right arm, the Merriam-Webster dictionary, “tradition is an inherited, established, or […]
“Wake up and piss, the world’s on fire,” my step-dad used to yell up to me every morning through the railing of my bedroom loft. I would simply roll over and wonder what my mother saw in this vile man whom, with bitter irony, would get so plastered drinking Milwaukee’s Best that he’d forget where […]
Woke up today with another hangover. Truth be told hangover doesn’t really do it justice. If I have to call it a hangover then you’re going to have to imagine that I’m dangling halfway down the Eiffel Tower held in precarious position by a thin cord of Silly Putty wrapped around my left ankle. Going […]
